Just A Thought

Just a thought, as the Republican primary electorate seems poised to make Rick Santorum the nomination frontrunner while, simultaneously, Republican politicians have joined hand-in-hand with the sexless theocrats of the Roman Catholic Church—they of the flowing robes and silly hats—to reclaim America for the Middle Ages with respect to sexuality: With Senator Santorum, Republican primary voters are on the precipice of coronating a man who fully believes, and expresses openly, that the creator of the universe is greatly interested in, and indeed is preoccupied by, the sexual behavior of human beings—how we have sex, with whom we have sex, under what circumstances we have sex and the degree to which each sex act could result in fertilization—and who is fully prepared, nay committed, to use the full might of federal power to allay the creator of the universe’s concerns with respect to humans and our copulatory activities.